Friday, August 14, 2009

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Dear Mother Nature,

Thanks for getting me a wedding present - my period. Although, I don`t remember registering for that at Sears.

So much for having lots of wedding night sex! Luckily my groom got too tipsy and passed out. Like you`re going to be around tomorrow night to help me talk my way out of this one.

I guess what they say about marriage and no sex is true.

Thanks again,



  1. hehe. my wedding night, i found out i have asthma.

  2. Yikes! But hey, you could say your spouse takes your breath away *awwwww*. Somehow "I would bleed for you" doesn't have the same ring to it...Go figure.


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