Friday, October 2, 2009

Crotch Rot

I woke up in the AM and with my eyes still shut tight, asked Paul "Is it Friday yet?" 
"Yes" he replied. Which was cruel because that was yesterday morning, when it was still only Thursday.

But today it really really is Friday. And how can I tell? I was enjoying my second morning coffee until I missed my mouth and spilled coffee all over my crotch. Not once...but twice. Clean up on aisle lap #7

Now instead of looking like the put-together-girl of the office, I resemble the peed-her-pants-girl of the office. No offense Lisa.

Is it just me, but are Fridays sometimes Mondays in disguise? Oh? Just me then. Damn.